Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but then your computer froze up on you.

I wish my cat would stop trying to kill me.

granted but then your dog started trying to kill u

i wish there was no such thing as school

Granted, but then you die of pure boredom and nothing else to do.

I wish AT&T wasn't so stupid.

granted but then all of their shops were bombed

i wish i had food

Wish granted buuuuuuut

a random, hungry hobo comes out of nowhere and kills you for the food.


I wish I could find someone to love me.

granted but they loved u so much they ate u

i wish the sky was pink

Wish denied because the wish granted part didn't function correctly due to the sky wished to be pink.

I wish that the sky was multicolored, all the time, like at sunset.

Granted, but the colors soon became paintballs and shot themselves at you.

I wish my bf would stop slapping me...

granted but then he started punching u O.O

i wish i could see a rainbow

Granted, but the rainbow faded within three seconds of you seeing it.

I wish I could get out of my relationship without fear of any threats..

granted but then ur next relationship was worse

... You did make a wish so you fail at life. D:

I wish that I could see the moon up close.

(omg i do fail!! :O)

granted but the moon got sooo close to earth that it crashed and everyone died

i wish i didnt fail at life

Wish granted! But you now fail at video games.

I wish I had green eyes~!

Granted, but then you were blind and couldn't see them.

I wish... I could have a muffin!

Wish granted! But the muffin is a bloooood muffin.

ROFL.


I wish I could stand on top of the world!

Granted, but the world was tiny and it fell into a black whole with you because of the weight.

I wish.. For blood lust so I can eat my muffin.

granted but then u became so bloodthirsty u drink all the blood in ur body

i wish i had dolphin

Granted, but the dolphin thought you were a giant fishy that it could eat and nommed you all up.

I wish I was a vampire now!

Wish granted but you ended up being the only vampire that couldn't turn anyone.

I wish I were a werewolf.

granted but then u became super hairy and no razor in the world could shave it

i wish i was a cat

Granted~ But then a dog came and destroyed you; this dog being me, in werewolf form. xD

I wish that I had a cookie.

Wish granted, but it was a poisonous cookie.

I wish life could be lived all willy nilly and what not. XD

Granted but then everyone stopped working and then all of humanity colapsed

i wish i could play a guitar

Granted, but your guitar broke.

I wish that my guitars worked!