Corrupt A Wish!

To pass the time, I decided to invent another game ^^ Fear the scariness of wishing! Well anyway, it's called Corrupt a Wish, and just in case you don't know how to play, here are the instructions. Aren't I nice?

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So basically, one person wishes for something, and the next person has to grant the wish, but make something bad happen. The next person then wishes, and the person after that corrupts the wish, like so:

Person A: I wish I had a private jet

Person B: Granted, but it crashes while you're in it.
I wish I was a billionaire.

Person A/C/Whatever: Granted, but the money was stolen before you even saw it.
I wish I could fly...

etc.

Alright, got it now? Don't forget to make a wish after you corrupt the last person's. I'll start, and seeing there's nobody before me, I won't have to corrupt anyone's wish.

Granted, but then she goes all Jennifer's body on you and kills you >.>

I wish I could teleport!

Granted, but then you get your Ego stolen by your Dad. XD @ Those Commercials.

I wish I had kids.

granted, but you gave birth through your weewee

i wish i could taste the rainbow

Granted, But the rainbow was in Kazzy's mouth

I wish i had my own house

Granted, but the house was in Kaz's boxers

I wish I had a jet!

Wish granted but the jet was up Kaz's ass.
I wish I had two wishes.

Granted, but both wishes canceled the other out

I wish I was married.

Wish granted but you are married to the most boring fattest ugliest MALE there is on earth, and he talks like Carrot Top.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

Granted, but then you miss out on having a non corruptible wish.

I wish I had a pikachu,.

Wish granted but the Pikachu gets rabies and bites you killing you with rabies.

I wish you'd shut up.

Wish granted but that is ALL you see, besides that you are blind.

I wish I felt better.

Granted but you had an overdose of drugs

I wish i could fly

Granted but you end up losing focus and flying into an airplane.

I wish I was at least 5 foot tall.

Granted but the ppl u stole the eet from tickled u to death

i wish i had marshmallow power

Granted, but the marshmellows were hot, sticky and exploded all over you.

I wish I wasn't so ticklish. >_<;;

Granted but ur skin got super ugly from lack of tickles

i wish i didnt have to clean my house

Granted, but you wake up in the middle of the night with cockroaches everywhere.

I wish the new phone that I just got wasn't a defective one that the damn company gave me.

granted but ur phone took over the world

i wish i could get a guy

Granted, but the guy was gay.

I wish I could take over the world!!

granted but the ur minions revolted against u

i wish i had more time on my computer ><